Tumblr (3.0; @wtfclothes)http://www.wtfclothes.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47uc7bkHV1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO……<em> LADIES</em></p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/23285659908http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/23285659908Fri, 18 May 2012 07:24:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1t5loS6Ol1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THE FUCKIN’ BEST CASE SCENARIO WHEN YOU COP THIS “VACATION” SHIRT FOR $350 IS PREDATORS MISTAKE YOU FOR A POISONOUS TREE FROG</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/20290123165http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/20290123165Sun, 01 Apr 2012 11:56:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1puoyuV1X1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I THINK JAMES DEAN WORE THIS SHIT IN HIS “NEVER” PHASE</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/20186151528http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/20186151528Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:07:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17cmwu7sL1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GAZE YE TWIXT MY LOINS AND KNOW FOREVER REGRET</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/19642118493http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/19642118493Tue, 20 Mar 2012 17:20:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qdimUVI21qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MORBIDLY CURIOUS WHAT’S ON THE FRONT OF THESE THINGS</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/19126034054http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/19126034054Sun, 11 Mar 2012 13:20:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ol0yFzYM1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MY DOG ITS FULL OF DOGS</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/19067088919http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/19067088919Sat, 10 Mar 2012 13:07:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz6jhSD1T1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>YO BILLY MAYS YOU LOOK PISSED AS FUCK BUT YOU’RE BACK FROM THE DEAD AND APPARENTLY DATING TINA FEY SO TURN THAT FUCKIN FROWN UPSIDE DOWN</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/18283218845http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/18283218845Sat, 25 Feb 2012 19:54:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzsg1q5Ubx1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHAT THE SAM CHRIST ARE YOU JUMPING OVER, YOU’RE IN THE DAMN STREET AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET PANCAKED BY A CAMRY, TAKE YOUR S/S EGGPLANT BLAZER OVER TO THE GODDAMN SIDEWALK</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/18076939239http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/18076939239Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:36:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzp5ykERXx1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRESENTING STEVE CARELL AND HIS MAGNIFICENT BEARD IN “AROUND THE BLOCK IN 40 COATS”</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/17946984770http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/17946984770Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:06:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzlo2pZvUB1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’M NOT CONVINCED ANY OF THESE GREASY ASCOTOPHILES ARE LEGITIMATE FUCKING HUMANS BUT TO PUT IT TO THE TEST WE’RE GONNA CRANK THE HVAC TO 120°F AND SEE IF WE CAN MELT THEIR MADAM TUSSAUDS NEGA-SMILES AWAY</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/17830469380http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/17830469380Sat, 18 Feb 2012 12:47:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf1mdJnKN1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THIS BULLSHIT JUST ALMOST BARELY MAKES SENSE UNTIL YOU SEE THE PRODUCTION ASSISTANT MASSAGING A FUCKING FUJI RED INTO HER DOUBTLESS EQUALLY CONFUSED HEAD, AND THEN YOUR ALREADY TENUOUS GRASP ON REALITY BEGINS TO SLIP AWAY<span> </span></p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/16534092837http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/16534092837Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:13:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf15ogZ1E1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I WAS GOING FOR “HUMAN COAT RACK”</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/16527359964http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/16527359964Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:36:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf137a1TC1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’D MAKE SOME CRACK ON THIS ASSHOLE CATCHING ALL THE SPOINKS IN POKÉMON FUCIA OR WHATEVER, BUT JUST GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE HAS GOT TO BE ACCOMPLISHMENT IF YOU CAN’T DIFFERENTIATE CURTAINS FROM CLOTHING</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/16526407210http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/16526407210Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:11:30 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxytooBPBq1qatablo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ALL HAIL LORD FAIR ISLE AND HIS PANTS OF UNSPOILED VIRGINITY</p> <p>(thanks, Nick)</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/16028317870http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/16028317870Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:10:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnfmogFd11qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I AM BECOME DEATH</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/15680245934http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/15680245934Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:32:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwlsndsj6c1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NOPE</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/14622966467http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/14622966467Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:40:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvhlccItQU1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KILLED A MOTHERFUCKER, CUT HIS FEET OFF AT THE ANKLES AND ARE LITERALLY STOMPING AROUND IN HIS FLESH, WHAT THE JOHN WAYNE GACY FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/13552649145http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/13552649145Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:43:23 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2e3lUFPJ1qatablo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’M NOT SURE IF YOU’RE BEING ELECTROCUTED, BUT ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU ARE I’M HAPPY TO BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH A BROOM HANDLE</p> <p>(thanks grace)</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/13163265564http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/13163265564Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:56:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2c80dbsr1qatablo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><div> <p>HEY NEAT, WHAT A “FUN” SPORT JACKET, AND FOR ONLY THREE QUARTERS OF A THOUSAND DOLLARS, I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE ALL THE FUN SPORTS THIS IVY LEAGUE DICK STICK IS ABOUT TO PLAY IN THIS THING, MAYBE A GOOD ROUND OF PIN THE DOG WHISTLE RACIST EPITHET ON THE REPUBLICAN STATE SENATOR</p> <p>(Thanks, Nick)</p> </div>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/13156147021http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/13156147021Tue, 22 Nov 2011 08:02:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lunyioa72w1qatablo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>KILLED LIKE 3 TYPES OF ANIMALS FOR THESE FUCKING MONSTROSITIES AND IT STILL WASN’T ENOUGH, HAD TO RAID AN ARMY/NAVY STORE FOR SOME FUCKING PARACHUTE MATERIAL TO GIVE IT THAT FINAL TOUCH OF CLASS</p>http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/12796738683http://www.wtfclothes.com/post/12796738683Mon, 14 Nov 2011 13:39:59 -0500