THIS BULLSHIT JUST ALMOST BARELY MAKES SENSE UNTIL YOU SEE THE PRODUCTION ASSISTANT MASSAGING A FUCKING FUJI RED INTO HER DOUBTLESS EQUALLY CONFUSED HEAD, AND THEN YOUR ALREADY TENUOUS GRASP ON REALITY BEGINS TO SLIP AWAY
I’D MAKE SOME CRACK ON THIS ASSHOLE CATCHING ALL THE SPOINKS IN POKÉMON FUCIA OR WHATEVER, BUT JUST GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE HAS GOT TO BE ACCOMPLISHMENT IF YOU CAN’T DIFFERENTIATE CURTAINS FROM CLOTHING
ALL HAIL LORD FAIR ISLE AND HIS PANTS OF UNSPOILED VIRGINITY
(thanks, Nick)
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KILLED A MOTHERFUCKER, CUT HIS FEET OFF AT THE ANKLES AND ARE LITERALLY STOMPING AROUND IN HIS FLESH, WHAT THE JOHN WAYNE GACY FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
I’M NOT SURE IF YOU’RE BEING ELECTROCUTED, BUT ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU ARE I’M HAPPY TO BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH A BROOM HANDLE
(thanks grace)
HEY NEAT, WHAT A “FUN” SPORT JACKET, AND FOR ONLY THREE QUARTERS OF A THOUSAND DOLLARS, I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE ALL THE FUN SPORTS THIS IVY LEAGUE DICK STICK IS ABOUT TO PLAY IN THIS THING, MAYBE A GOOD ROUND OF PIN THE DOG WHISTLE RACIST EPITHET ON THE REPUBLICAN STATE SENATOR
(Thanks, Nick)
KILLED LIKE 3 TYPES OF ANIMALS FOR THESE FUCKING MONSTROSITIES AND IT STILL WASN’T ENOUGH, HAD TO RAID AN ARMY/NAVY STORE FOR SOME FUCKING PARACHUTE MATERIAL TO GIVE IT THAT FINAL TOUCH OF CLASS
