Sep 06
THE TARTAN PANTS SAY “I’D RATHER BE GOLFING” BUT THE NECK TATTOO SAYS “ASK ME ABOUT MY SHIV COLLECTION”, IN ANY CASE JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY
Aug 25
DUDES IN BRAINSUITS AND SHORT SHORTS FALLING OFF OF BEACHES: I GUESS THIS IS WHAT AUSTRALIA IS LIKE
Aug 16
PROFESSOR HALLOWEEN JUST HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE ATTENDANCE AT HIS PENSIVE STARING SEMINARS DROPPED TO SHIT, BUCK UP PROF, AT LEAST YOU’RE AT THE “BEACH”
Apr 01
THE FUCKIN’ BEST CASE SCENARIO WHEN YOU COP THIS “VACATION” SHIRT FOR $350 IS PREDATORS MISTAKE YOU FOR A POISONOUS TREE FROG
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